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Akasazh@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What useful unknown website do you wish more people knew about?English
4·2 days agoI am happy to have participated in that connection.
Akasazh@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your favourite non-English cuss word?English
4·2 days agoYeah the disease thing is weird and wild.
It’s interesting which diseases are ok to swear with and not.
Typhoid and cancer are ok, but cerebral palsy or aids aren’t.
Akasazh@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What useful unknown website do you wish more people knew about?English
40·3 days agoIf you want to tie your shoes, Ian’s shoelace website.
Way too much in depth on a niche topic, but that’s why it’s so awesome
An incredibly unheard of but if history is the reign of Akenaten. We all know his son, Tutanchamun, or, how he was originally called Tutanchaten.
You see the change in the name? That was the schism that Akenaten tried to enforce. He changed the religion from Amun-centric to Aten-centric. Atenism was basically referring just the sun as God.
Akenaten tried to change the bloated religious and burocratic society that had arisen from priesthood being hereditary. There was an abundance of priests that provided little towards society.
He tried to change the religious sphere by moving the capital, changing the religion to pure sun worship.
After his death, though, Egyptians quickly moved back to their polytheistic ways and destroyed as much as they could of Akenatens legacy. His sun was renamed in Amuns honor and died quite young, spurring on conspiracy theories.
I don’t really know how to bend this on topic. But the change to sun worship made me think of this. Only that the Egyptians only really shortly worshipped only the sun.
Akasazh@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your favourite non-English cuss word?English
2·3 days agoOr the Americans and their tiny violin.
Akasazh@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your favourite non-English cuss word?English
12·3 days agoKlootviool (bullock violin)
Teringlijer ( sufferer of typhoid)
Zakkenwasser (scrotum cleaner)
Akasazh@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Where can i find a good video tutorial on shaving my junk?English
2·3 days agoNice. I have now tagged you as sackshaver
Akasazh@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Where can i find a good video tutorial on shaving my junk?English
33·4 days agoThis guy shaves balls.
Akasazh@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was the last live theater performance that you saw?English
2·5 days agoBesides impro which we go see every now and then it was a rendition of the musical Pippin in Dutch.
You’re taking the mickey, aren’t you?
In my experience the Finns are more open to impromptu wrestling that gets strangely erotic depending on the amount of inebriation.
The homo eroticism is mostly subconscious, though (the inebriation level is such that there is a case for plausible denyability).
I must stress that this is not denieing and sluttiness from Denmark.
Swap the F150 for a prius.
Roll less coal
I’m being mean. Your country is damn big. But your fuel is hella cheap. Do you drive 200 miles per day?
I saw this comic once where Jesus could turn that water into wine, thereby effectively killing people.
Akasazh@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What’s the weirdest experience you’ve ever had?English
63·12 days agoI have a really uncommon first name (The only thing I’m in the 1% with).
I was visiting Ireland with my parents. They had met a couple of other Dutch people at the bar, who happened to be staying in the same hostel.
At breakfast they joined our table. My parents introduced me: ‘This is our son Aka’. The guy says: That’s funny, I once met a boy with that name before, this was in Yugoslavia, I believe in '84.
Turns out this guy was the savior that once retrieved my swimming shoe from the bottom of a bay in the Adriatic sea once, ten years before.
If I had a more common name, we would never had known.
I may have inferred too much from the penis angst and the ‘kings’, but they didn’t feel like the words of someone that comfortable with their own sexuality to have relations with multiple genders.
Listen, I’d trust the review of a person that handled several over that of someone who only handled one.
Akasazh@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If you're sexually frustrated & can rarely find a mate & decide to live a life of "nofap," what are the effects that buildup of sexual frustration has?English
1·16 days agoMost religions require sacrifice of something considered normal, delicious or maiming of the body. Like not reading a certain type of meat, not drinking alcohol or cutting ones foreskin.
It’s s test of dedication which, if embraced, will bond one to the cult. Not masturbating can be seen in a similar way. It’s just asceticism rebranded.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do pot or other drug dealers "lace" their drugs knowing full well it will pretty much kill their customer base and rep? Is this not like a retail store telling customers everyday FUCK YOU and hopeEnglish
3·16 days agoDoes that make it significantly cheaper, though? I thought fent was que cheap of itself.
If not, why would they cut it so more of their customer base would die?


I always thought of him being bald. So this is rather weird.