5ibelius9insterberg

German

Hodenkobold (Testicle Goblin)

Kacklappen (Shit rag)

Pimmelnase (Cock-for-a-nose)

Talking about Onions? Fixed that for you:

Cooking. Transforming very tasty raw ingredients into something also a bit tasty always makes me feel like a kitchen witch!

Isn’t morality intersubjective?

Advice like this is the worst. Technically on point, but in the same time missing it by a few orders of magnitude. It’s like telling a depressed person to „take a walk, get some fresh air, do sports“. They know it would help, they just can’t do it alone.

Suggestion (Wild Ass guessing):

Parent: Never intended to hurt child, only wants „the best“ for Child. (At least their interpretation of the best)

Also Parent: Hurts Child because „the best“ is in fact against Childs needs an Child is caught between Parents intentions and their own interest.

Child: Never know’s when Parent will start a triggering conversation out of nowhere an is constantly distressed by Parents presence.

Edit: I think it’s difficult if you always knew your child’s needs better than they do when they were still small and suddenly they develop their own idea of life and it differs a lot from your own ideals. I hope I‘ll know if my kids are doing something actually stupid or just something I haven’t thought of or don’t like.

You can. Filming something with people accidentally in the frame is legal. Filming people on purpose without their consent isn’t. At least in some countries.

No it’s not. In Germany for example purposely filming someone’s butt without their consent is considered sexual harassement.

There were signs….

Elric of Melnibone. Pretty grim '60s-'70s fantasy Michael Moorcock. Wikipedia gives a pretty good summary of the premise.

Elric is the last emperor of the stagnating island civilization of Melniboné. Physically weak, the anemic Elric must use drugs (special herbs) to maintain his health and vitality. From childhood, he read freely in the immense royal library and learned of the world outside the Dreaming Isle. Perhaps due to this in-depth study, unlike other members of his race, Elric has a conscience. He witnesses the decadence of his culture, which once ruled the known world, and worries about the rise of the Young Kingdoms populated by humans (Melnibonéans consider themselves separate from humanity), along with the threat they pose to his empire. Because of Elric’s introspective self-loathing and hatred of Melnibonéan traditions, his subjects find him odd and unfathomable. In addition to his skill with herbs, Elric is an accomplished sorcerer and summoner. As emperor of Melniboné, Elric is able to call for aid upon the traditional patron of the Melniboné emperors, Arioch, a Lord of Chaos and Duke of Hell. Elric’s discovery of the sword serves as both his greatest asset and disadvantage. The sword confers upon Elric strength, health, and fighting prowess, allowing him to do away with his dependence on drugs, but it must be fed by the souls of intelligent beings. Most of Moorcock’s stories about Elric feature this relationship with Stormbringer, and how it—despite Elric’s best intentions—brings doom to everything he holds dear.

Imagine what special brand of asshole you had to be in your lifetime, to have someone pay money to put a stone like this upon your grave.

Clever! That would be rape, which is basically allowed for white boys with „so much potential“.

„Rumors“ by Fleetwood Mac.