33550336@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoIf you think you look cool in your pickup truck or ford mustang just look at this guylemmy.worldimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1213arrow-down18
arrow-up1205arrow-down1imageIf you think you look cool in your pickup truck or ford mustang just look at this guylemmy.world33550336@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square43linkfedilink
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·2 days agoBut seriously, guys. If you want a ride that actually gets women interested … this is it. It’s a one in a million woman who cares about your pickup truck or your sports car. But, like 70% of women will want to pet the pony.
minus-squareCompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days agoYou’ll attract horse girls and remain poor for life. Holy fuck are horses a money suck.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoHave you tried not being poor? I heard it helps
minus-squareCompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 days agoOne way I’ve heard to become a millionaire is to be a multimillionaire and meet a horse girl.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoYou could be the guy the horse girl marries to make dad mad.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoBut you have to remember, you’ll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 hours agoThird. Daddy’s money comes before you as well, I’ve heard.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 hours agoNot all horse girls have ‘daddy’s money’. Sometimes, that’s what they’re looking for from you.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoWell, she comes first or you’re not invited anymore
minus-squareJigglySackles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoOr you could…you know…have a personality.
minus-squareGlemek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
But seriously, guys. If you want a ride that actually gets women interested … this is it.
It’s a one in a million woman who cares about your pickup truck or your sports car. But, like 70% of women will want to pet the pony.
You’ll attract horse girls and remain poor for life. Holy fuck are horses a money suck.
Have you tried not being poor? I heard it helps
One way I’ve heard to become a millionaire is to be a multimillionaire and meet a horse girl.
You could be the guy the horse girl marries to make dad mad.
But you have to remember, you’ll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.
Third. Daddy’s money comes before you as well, I’ve heard.
Not all horse girls have ‘daddy’s money’.
Sometimes, that’s what they’re looking for from you.
Well, she comes first or you’re not invited anymore
Sir, this is a horse.
Or you could…you know…have a personality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8