• flandish@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    middle griddle? take this tip from a firefighter:

    heat your house with the oven door open. it doesn’t smell like carbon monoxide so you know it is safe. when you wake up in the next life, throw your middle griddle away.

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    i’m such a fire nerd, i do have to mention this is sarcasm. don’t do that. kthx.