- Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
- Most offensive / dangerous lies
- Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
- Lies you wish you still believed
- Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old
Mine used to say if I ate too much cucumber I’d get a stomachache. Which is such an odd thing to restrict for an 8 year old…
A not a lie: “if you eat too many carrots you’ll turn orange” I did eat too many and I did turn orange. I wonder if I only ate so many carrots to test the statement. Mum said I never believed stuff they told me