• beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 days ago

    You should know we’ve been trying to reach you for some time about your car’s extended warrant. To avoid this fate please locate the reset button in your simulated reality, press and hold for three seconds before stating the shape the rebooted environment will take and release the button. It’s very important that you do not flig the loompture or woogle the sauren. Normal service should resume after the universe reboots.