I thought of this one as I was walking to the supermarket, and I think it works. Probably been watching too much Bennett Cerf lately, but he’s becoming a great favorite of mine. Here goes:

A group of men inside a courtroom.
All happen to be… uh, rather well-endowed.
What would they be called?

I’m sure someone here can figure it out. If you do, please use spoiler tags in your comment?

And what are your favorites?
(either self-created or by others?)

EDIT: Couple downvotes in, and they seem to be negative. So… people on Lemmy hate riddles, I take it…?

  • JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.socialOPEnglish
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    3 days ago

    Since you said “RPG,” I came up with:

    spoiler

    Gauntlets

    I like that first line, though. At first I imagined thrusting empty hands in to those containers in order to scoop out nuts, grains, fruit, etc.

    • elephantium@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 days ago

      IIRC part of the gimmick in the game was that the word length had to match. Combination locks on chests, maybe? It’s been a while, but somehow a couple of the riddles stuck with me.

      Another one was

      With sharp-edged wit and pointed poise

      I can settle arguments without a noise

      • JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.socialOPEnglish
        1·
        2 days ago

        ::: spoiler A sharp blade? :::

        Ah, I remember one now I made up a looong time ago:

        What cools as it warms,
        Moisturizes as it dries,
        And oxygenates as it de-oxygenates?