Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 7 days agoit is fact male ejaculate travels at 28mph. How did they measure that speed?message-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down121
arrow-up1-16arrow-down1message-squareit is fact male ejaculate travels at 28mph. How did they measure that speed?Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
minus-squareMaelGuerra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoThe real question is how fast Superman’s jizz jazzes, or pick omniman if you prefer. Any hyper powerful ejaculating entity, really. Because, if you think about a bolus of spunk flying at supersonic speeds, you get great death metal song… Came from an alien star Came to bend you over a bar. Dna not a factor, balls a nuclear reactor Taking all your women Filling them with semen I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come! Super powered jets of white, filling you up with spite Giant, throbbing cock of might; Slamming your wife all damn night. Ramming your children too, object and I’ll fuck you You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die! Spreading our race across the galaxy, conquest by spreading seed. Our weapon lethal ejaculation, Killing by insemination Superior jizm, final cataclysm! You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die!
minus-squareBillegh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoThey did that with Hancock. He shoots through the roof of a building.
The real question is how fast Superman’s jizz jazzes, or pick omniman if you prefer. Any hyper powerful ejaculating entity, really.
Because, if you think about a bolus of spunk flying at supersonic speeds, you get great death metal song…
Came from an alien star Came to bend you over a bar.
Dna not a factor, balls a nuclear reactor
Taking all your women Filling them with semen
I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come!
Super powered jets of white, filling you up with spite
Giant, throbbing cock of might; Slamming your wife all damn night.
Ramming your children too, object and I’ll fuck you
You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die!
Spreading our race across the galaxy, conquest by spreading seed.
Our weapon lethal ejaculation, Killing by insemination
Superior jizm, final cataclysm!
You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die!
They did that with Hancock. He shoots through the roof of a building.