• MaelGuerra@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    The real question is how fast Superman’s jizz jazzes, or pick omniman if you prefer. Any hyper powerful ejaculating entity, really.

    Because, if you think about a bolus of spunk flying at supersonic speeds, you get great death metal song…

    Came from an alien star Came to bend you over a bar.

    Dna not a factor, balls a nuclear reactor

    Taking all your women Filling them with semen

    I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come!

    Super powered jets of white, filling you up with spite

    Giant, throbbing cock of might; Slamming your wife all damn night.

    Ramming your children too, object and I’ll fuck you

    You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die!

    Spreading our race across the galaxy, conquest by spreading seed.

    Our weapon lethal ejaculation, Killing by insemination

    Superior jizm, final cataclysm!

    You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die!