Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agowhen you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first?lemmy.sdf.orgimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1173arrow-down123
arrow-up1150arrow-down1imagewhen you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first?lemmy.sdf.orgDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37arrow-down2·5 days agoI spit them out because they’re the grossest candies in the box.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down3·5 days agoWhy even put them in your mouth in the first place? Are you gay?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·5 days agoI only get them in those box of unlabeled, assorted chocolates; I don’t know what each piece is gonna be before taking a bite. But yes I am gay.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·5 days agoprotip: take a hammer to the whole box first, so you know what’s what. You know what, good for you.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agoHey now there’s some good advice!
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agoDr. Wesker has ended the chat
minus-squareTIEPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoOr get the boxes that have a diagram that have what chocolate is what and avoid the whole Mario/Donkey Kong fiasco. Problem solved!
minus-squareTrampampoline@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoAww slowly puts the hammer back
minus-squareTIEPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoWell if it makes you happy I say don’t listen to me, bang away Maxwell Silver Hammer!
I spit them out because they’re the grossest candies in the box.
Why even put them in your mouth in the first place? Are you gay?
I only get them in those box of unlabeled, assorted chocolates; I don’t know what each piece is gonna be before taking a bite.
But yes I am gay.
protip: take a hammer to the whole box first, so you know what’s what.
You know what, good for you.
Hey now there’s some good advice!
Or get the boxes that have a diagram that have what chocolate is what and avoid the whole Mario/Donkey Kong fiasco. Problem solved!
Aww slowly puts the hammer back
Well if it makes you happy I say don’t listen to me, bang away Maxwell Silver Hammer!