I feel sorry for the ham. Not getting blessed, and there’s way more of it.
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They’re just going to data center even harder now to show them who’s boss
After 30, they make you fat
starik@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I coded a cursed app that blasts the moan meme and shatters your screen if you drag a window too fast. RIP my friend's ears in public 💀
19·3 days agoSounds like heavy breathing and a dog yelping when a window breaks. But mostly loud piano music.
The thing about bread, it’s got lifeless feet, fake feet, like a doll’s feet. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be walkin’… until it kicks you, and those fake feet roll over white (bread).
starik@lemmy.zipto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•And no paper towels to use on the handleEnglish
2·7 days agoOr hand inside pants pocket. Either way is better than bare hands
starik@lemmy.zipto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•And no paper towels to use on the handleEnglish
2·7 days agoHand inside the shirt
Third panel cat looks like Stephen Miller
Ahhh, skipping leg day
These people aren’t sophisticated enough to know that small-d democrats are a thing
What’s ILS?
Yeah the arms hanging out to the side like Cartman
Careful before you commit; we haven’t seen them in a while.
This is why we needed Kamala
I know, I was just explaining for the non English speakers
They probably thought she was pregnant
Its’s not Mars’ fault!!
Fucking Phobos. As usual
Dolphins are extremely intelligent. They would play them like a fiddle.
Damn. Pam Bondi’s hearing was held the one week where she could honestly claim the DOW was above 50K. Any other time before or since, and we would have gotten straight answers from her.

Get your minds out of the gutter. That could be anything under that tarp.