unalivejoy

Hearty soup with potatoes? That’s not soup, that’s straight up mashed potatoes.

City architects need to plant more female trees. I understand not wanting to clean up fruit, nuts, etc, but at least plant them in more suburban/rural areas.

Wendy’s surge pricing

Mod was probably a bot and was triggered on your edit

I’ll be honest, that sounds manipulative. Maybe it’s different in the tone that’s lost in the text format.

The cops don’t care if the stop sign wasn’t there. They’ll give you a ticket anyway.

Stop giving me a choice!

I hope I never find a community that bans users simply because a post/comment they made had too low of a score.

The three types of puppy girls:

• service animal (golden retriever)
• guard dog (doberman)
• toy (chihuahua)

For that price, it better come with chips and a drink!

Would you rather have 3 kids and no money or no kids and 3 money?

Toss a coin to your Witcher 3.

I too am happiest when I’m asleep.

Why are you worrying about China stealing your data? You should worry about America stealing your data.

I feel like I might get a call from HR if I use those.

Eastern religions like Buddhism?

You mean like Pastafarian?

They really broke the bank with all that ramen. Must’ve cost them $6

Fantasy racism is tight!