A timeless classic

My IT department doesn’t even let us put stickers on the laptops out of concerns about damage

He clearly thought this one was a banger

Yeah, that’s the point

Being a man is when you make an absolute mess

I’m ok with buying their used stuff as long as I can install Linux on them

Did they give up using the yuan?

I love that game, I beat it all the time

How often do you expect to refresh the cover art?

Would probably look even better in color eink

We don’t really know if he contacted them before, do we?

It’s not gonna end well for Oracle, is it?

It’s more about what it doesn’t have. I already have a phone and a laptop, so I don’t need another screen. But it would be neat to be able to track things like sleep quality with an inconspicuous ring

I want them to make a smart ring

https://web.archive.org/web/20260329031010/https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/26/greg_kroahhartman_ai_kernel/

Yeah I mean, the goal is not to replace code maintainers, only to assist them in their work. Greg in general seems optimistic about it:

“I did a really stupid prompt,” he recounted. “I said, ‘Give me this,’ and it spit out 60: ‘Here’s 60 problems I found, and here’s the fixes for them.’ About one-third were wrong, but they still pointed out a relatively real problem, and two-thirds of the patches were right.” Mind you, those working patches still needed human cleanup, better changelogs, and integration work, but they were far from useless. “The tools are good,” he said. “We can’t ignore this stuff. It’s coming up, and it’s getting better.”

Definitely. I was just plugging this little-known FOSS alternative to Google Maps reviews (and other review sites).

Greg says they’re mostly small bug fixes and that the current maintainers can handle it, not sure where you’re getting the “reams” bit from

lib.reviews for the win