You bought it. It’ll be $6 next summer

Occasionally I miss my old Nexus 5. The screen felt so big at the time and I loved it’s sharp edges

Assholes have family. Assholes have interests. People are multitudes.

Maybe it’s like wheat? Cook it once to get bread and twice to get toast.

Has anybody tried domesticating a golden retriever a second time?

Blue Prince? At least it’s not a dangerous world… I think.

Is whoever’s forcing you to learn another language in the room with us now?