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Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.

You can say pedophilia. “Suicide” would be a better choice for the list.

Unfortunately, there are assholes everywhere.

Ya, apparently “dehydrated” is some new word for “thirsty”.

And now “thirsty” means something totally different.

OMG. Genius life hack. Never even thought of having someone else touch my toes.

I can never remember if it’s magnesium or potassium.

Same. 3rd grade. On April 1st. The teacher had to step out of the classroom while most kids were struggling with it to stifle her laughter.

Where is he going without even knowing the way?

It’s part of the bitch pad, isn’t?

He’s been groomed to be terrified of American cities, let alone other countries.

Yes but, what are we saving the daylight for?

Orphan Black. Tatiana Maslany should have won ALL the awards.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. One of the funniest comedies ever. Season 18 (EIGHTEEN!) being shot right now. But awards? They mean absolutely nothing to them.

I’ve tried it. I don’t get the appeal.

Because profit margin. There’s no deeper reason than that.

Doctors are concerned with your health.

Health insurance companies are concerned with the stock price.

These are conflicting goals.

Gucci knock off

Cost plus drugs dot com

Fixing shit instead of buying new shit is smart.

The superstitious stuff isn’t.

I’ve seen the Grateful Dead and Phish many times.

But others I’ve seen multiple times and would see again (if possible):

Paul Simon Stevie Wonder King Crimson Joe Walsh Santana Neil Young Weird Al Camper van Beethoven Jethro Tull James Taylor David Bowie