I can’t find my keys.

I’ll have you know I remember the fall of Rome like it was yesterday.

Knock knock.

Who’s there’s?

On second.

On second, who?

No, Who’s on first, What’s on second.

Built like they put women’s restroom symbol upsidedown.

Sometimes you fail really hard so you shouldn’t have even tried.

Fuck it it stays wrong whoops!

Where there’s a will there’s a grammatically incorrect way.

You mised about 7 other insult phrases, 4 slurs and at at least 2 racist remarks.

If you see a deleted comment I misread what you said really feels like that should be per month.

Then again firearm training doesn’t cure racism and negligence so maybe keep them poorly trained.

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“Sorry you got shot, our police officers never got firearm training.”

A woman was locked up for 6 months and lost everything, they deserve so much worse. They attempted to use software to do their work for them.

The best part is literally all of them are still relevant. Maybe that’s the worst part. Sad Statue we are more divided than ever, Cigaro our environmental regulators are removing safeguards for the environment, BYOB we still send poor people to die out in meaningless conflicts by bribing them with education, Prison Song incarceration rates are even higher, etc.

Don’t you hate when Rise Against the Machine gets political?

Your mother is a lovely woman.

To further explain, the sun is hot. It’s a dad joke.

I rekkon not.

I am right now!

On an unrelated topic the letter “C” exists as a testament to the depravity of man