Oh, only minor things like domain trust.

He’s pulling a reverse George Constanza.

Sounds more like he’s in sales than finance.

He always has good shirts

Nice! I’ll have to pick this up when it’s out. I’ve had a lot of fun with my brick hammer.

How did my cat get on Joe Rogan?

That’s a function of how they’re trained though. They match human behavior patterns because that’s what they were designed and built to do, not because they actually think/process like we do or are of near equal intellect.

That’s just his default stance on things, really.

Frank Castle, the Punisher. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punisher

It’s a pun, or sarcasm at least.

I’ve started getting these. Its a little odd. The latest one I received told me it shipped “2 camera and 1 kitchen item”. The camera items were a baby monitor and a mount for the baby camera and the kitchen item were coffee filters. So I guess it’s accurate but kind of a useless description.

Get back to scrolling, you slackers!