What do you mean ”if”?

By the echoing, cavernous sounds of Trump’s sharts the aliens would’ve needed an extra extra large probe…

Racist aliens!

I dunno about that last bit, seems like they are totally ok with the pedophilia, murdering children and sex trafficking. In fact, they seem to think those things are pretty damn cool.

Two consenting males getting it on behind closed doors - now THAT is a bridge too far!!