Phantaloons

Cat - on the counter

Everything’s bigger, including the shit.

I don’t think anyone needs a new rig to play STS2, this decade anyway.

Indeed, absolutely.

slash the tires, tho.

To play all those games that aren’t being made?

“Damnit, Dale, this is the bronze age. Quit using copper nails. These people deserve craftsmanship.”

cake sale at Costco

lol, told you he’d go to coomer first. You owe me $60

Good idea, Reddit.

opens redreader

the cost of doing business

My bank hands out these weird little plastic cards like it’s 2016 or something.

Trump: “So the oil is under the lithium? How does this work?”

I am weird therefore I am.

One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

That’s my secret, Cap, I’m always outdated.

-Lineage User

I’m antipedo, so we’re good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

Now post the eldrich horror version.

We’re not only animals, we’re not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.

phone rings

Normal person: “Who?”

Me: “Why?”