Do they accept Walmart gift cards?

Every time I do, it makes me laugh.

I really want to convert my pixel but I’m so damn lazy.

Mostly worried about losing TOTP apps and configurations. I really should be backing those up.

This cartoon reminds me of Terry from Pixar’s Soul and I don’t know why.

The ai that drew this needs to touch grass.

I thought all Germans were Dutch but not all Dutch were Germans. Was I way off?

Ok now I’m more confused about what’s Dutch vs. what’s German than I was about what’s British vs. what’s English. Or even what’s a turtle, if most languages call them tortoises.

Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.

I started wegovy pill last month and have lost 30lbs so far, roughly 8% of my starting body weight.

I’m a fat fuck though, and my first pounds always come off easy. Plus there were a couple days I just didn’t eat because I was throwing up and/or diarrhea constantly.

Vomit seems to be punishment for eating bad food (or over-eating, which is easy to do from old habits but also the medication makes you feel full sooner, and you learn to set smaller portions quick)…probably something greasy. Choose the carrot or risk the stick.

Diarrhea just seems to be a fact of life. One minute I’m pissing out my ass, an hour later I’m having the healthiest looking stool of my life. Important to remain hydrated, I guess.

The starting doses are $149/mo with mfg coupon and no insurance. Higher doses I think are $199. I believe both are cheaper than the injected variety.

As much as I hate the fact that I have to pay out of pocket for any medication…I’m fairly sure my grocery bill dropped by more than $149 since starting.

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–Jesus Christ.

60 eggs all at once, or 5 batches of a dozen each?

As I understand it, you should be able to pile the eggs on in there, they shouldn’t move like they would in a full rolling boil.

But at the same time, I had been warned not to put all of my eggs together.

But also don’t look at our advertisements.

It’s pronounced OWN-ya. Not to be confused with the singer Enya.

You have to keep your tongue at the top of your mouth while you roll through the O-sound.

White boys have more trouble with this than rr.

I made boiled (well, steamed) eggs in my instant pot and they came out perfect…

Put eggs on trivet/riser. Add 1c water. Lid on, sealed. 5 minutes high pressure. 5 minutes off and sealed. 1 minute venting. 5+ minutes ice bath.

The ice bath is the critical part.

The shells slide off.

Extra big-ass language model.

It’s a florida ounce. Takes its roots in the cocaine industry of Miami in the 1980s.

A florida ounce is approximately equal to about 25g of mass (on earth), or 25mL of volume.

This is different from the imperial or US ounce, which is about equal to 28g or 29mL.

Um, there’s a mollusk, see…And he walks up to a sea, well he doesn’t walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn’t moving. He’s in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they… I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I… There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don’t talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber…

With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

Sometimes a monopoly can have so much money that it actually does some very significant amount of innovation. Look at Ma Bell.

The problem is to not let them get so big though. Then you’ve got to break it up and that gets hairy. Look at Ma Bell.

And then they might try to get back together. Look at Ma Bell.

And at the end of it, we might just end up with a duopoly of shit. Look at Ma Bell and Xfinity.

“Copilot, order me…uh…us one diet coke”

Ordering -1 diet coke…

…received 65535 diet cokes…