Huh, she don’t get no respect, I tell ya

Amazonian Yakuza

🎶 Its eye will see the glory if the coming of the Lord 🎶

I’d be worried about containing any of that super reactive stuff correctly.

Imagine Big Gulp tweaks their cup and it dissolves away in your cup holder.

I used to know someone who carried little tightly wrapped baggies of acetone in his glove box to chuck at asshole drivers.

I think about him every time I see something like this

I have multiple friends who started a landscaping business out of high school and did fairly well with them.

After that, who cares? You’re a mile away, and you have their butt

Maybe I’m givin’ 'en too much credit, but that seems like the joke

Keep the arm around him, hold a long intense stoic stare followed with, “… put the mask back on,” with the calmest menace you can muster

My wife loves it when I account for buzzing timbral qualities

Wishbone

Wtf is this painting? Is he trying to get a look at her cleavage?

That’s it! Thank you!

“Until you learn to master your rage…” “Your rage will become your master?”

Honestly take these as wins. Clearly it was a good idea.

… or just pulled the idea from subconscious memory…

Hey, what’s going on?

This is really kinda weirdly metaphorically insightful

I am in torment trying to remember the parody cartoon that so masterfully delivers this joke.

It was some Zuko / Iroh like pair, but I don’t think it was them. The hero kept getting increasingly frustrated with the sage and went off on a big rant.

The sage began to rebut, “The only way you will conquer is…” “… is to conquer yourself?” quiet stares “That’s what you were going to say right?” “Not necessarily…”

Something like that… GAH what was it?!

*Ooh, maybe it was live action… maybe Bulletproof Monk?

But… the orgies are real… right?