Catoblepas

Only if you hold me while I scream and cry and don’t judge me if I get turned on

If you find his films a bit too much (which is fair), he’s also done a standup show called This Filthy World which you would probably enjoy.

Where are all the fucking brain trusts that spent the last year telling me AI data centers aren’t actually that bad and it’s just like watching YouTube?

The place we adopted our cat from sent us home with that exact model of the yellow long tailed mouse toy!

I see so many of those disposed of on the street near a vape store and it drives me nuts.

The article mentions 96 dB for 24 hours a day

Same, I went in maybe 2015? and had my finger scanned. I’d already bought the tickets in advance online and had an excited preteen with me, what was I going to do, turn around and make her go home? They know you’re not going to say no because they’ve spent billions of dollars convincing every child in your life that it’s the closest thing to going to heaven without dying.

If they’re including state taxes they might ‘only’ make 400k. I would also like that job!

In 3000 BC people had nightmares about showing up to battles naked, not school

Honestly this was pretty cringe in 2016 too.

I found putting a number of seconds on it made it much harder for me because I was concentrating so hard on breathing exactly x seconds. Just making it even and slow worked much better. YMMV

It’s simply impossible to tell.

It’s been called that since the 60s. Epstein is also just a last name.

There was a time you asked Jeeves a question for the last time and never knew it 😔

They put ‘for entertainment purposes only’ on a product that’s actually AGI?

Left my home to fly across the country with no backup plan and a few hundred bucks to my name. We’re married and have been together since.

I like it when the red water comes out

Me when the author of the manga series with a central premise that war destroys the living as well as the dead says that the wars currently happening are bad: 😲

I assumed OP did, since they’re a new account with the same name as the comic