You can squeeze shit into a food shape and some sumbitch will eat it that’s for ding dang sure!

Let’s say I’m not a homo but I ain’t sexual anymore but I do like cats! What category would you put me buckaroo?

That “Cats” musical still going on?

I don’t know what I want for lunch!

I’ll help out with a Cockatoo!

Rottit?

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I don’t have the length required to achieve stroke capability. I am therefore limited to Kung foo grip glory!

Ok, I got ahold of all 3 inches. Now what?

I could live in a cardboard box and be happy. We have a paid off half million dollar home (That I rebuilt)and a nice hunk of money saved. All of that because my wife wanted it and worked her ass off to this day to get. I want for nothing, not because of me but because of her drive!

In many, many ways but that’s a whole book! I’m just saying that I am a good hard working ( though retired now) dude, but I don’t come close to my wife and her drive!

Nah! Just your unaverage sumbitch that knows his wife is much more wiser and motivated enough to keep all things running smoothly. Robot I’m not. Do I know how to keep the cogs turning? Yes!

You get you one of them and you won’t have to think at all anymore. They’ll do all the thinking for you!

For me it’s wait tell my wife tells me what I’m going to do today!

You gotta warrant?